1 00:00:01,200 --> 00:00:02,741 One and two and three and five. 2 00:00:05,240 --> 00:00:06,739 I've got a stitch. 3 00:00:12,430 --> 00:00:15,970 I am coming for you, Holly, my princess! 4 00:00:16,178 --> 00:00:19,385 Thank you for buying my freedom, friend. One day, I'll repay you. 5 00:00:19,593 --> 00:00:20,925 I'm counting on it, ball. 6 00:00:21,134 --> 00:00:23,341 Merry Christmas, you piece of fish. 7 00:00:24,590 --> 00:00:26,256 Welcome to Hell, Hitler. 8 00:00:29,587 --> 00:00:31,212 Heil! 9 00:00:51,326 --> 00:00:53,782 We did it! We killed Hitler! 10 00:00:53,991 --> 00:00:56,448 Yeah! Let's celebrate with merchandise! 11 00:00:57,530 --> 00:01:01,814 We've got Dead Hitler mugs, hats, costumes, action figures, 12 00:01:01,820 --> 00:01:03,486 crucifixes, asparagus. 13 00:01:12,397 --> 00:01:15,848 What are you on about, Ilsa? Hitler's dead. We won. 14 00:01:15,854 --> 00:01:17,394 Have a cordial. 15 00:01:23,100 --> 00:01:25,932 Well, I'm glad you recycle. 16 00:01:31,429 --> 00:01:33,048 What was that all about? 17 00:01:33,054 --> 00:01:34,921 That was supposed to be my hand. 18 00:01:34,927 --> 00:01:36,837 Well... 19 00:01:36,843 --> 00:01:39,085 Yes. A toast. 20 00:01:39,091 --> 00:01:41,000 To celebrate dead Hitler. 21 00:01:41,006 --> 00:01:44,665 Or... celebrate dead Hitler's toast. 22 00:01:44,671 --> 00:01:46,920 Yes? 23 00:01:52,750 --> 00:01:55,832 Did you see it, Jackson? Did you see it? 24 00:01:56,915 --> 00:01:59,240 I've seen the head before, man. 25 00:01:59,246 --> 00:02:00,788 You know, it looks good. 26 00:02:06,118 --> 00:02:07,861 Christ, God, Tucker! Pass the piece. 27 00:02:07,867 --> 00:02:09,944 He's alive, Jackson! He's alive! 28 00:02:09,950 --> 00:02:13,400 Cool it, man. Look at him. We shot him up. He's super dead. 29 00:02:13,406 --> 00:02:15,405 Super dead. 30 00:02:26,940 --> 00:02:29,689 Take a picture with Hitler, only 15 pieces of eight! 31 00:03:08,126 --> 00:03:09,542 Get out! Move! 32 00:03:21,535 --> 00:03:24,569 Rock Wolf. The Nazicaster. 33 00:03:24,575 --> 00:03:26,984 He'll rip us all to shreds. 34 00:03:26,990 --> 00:03:28,775 Everybody get out of here. 35 00:03:28,781 --> 00:03:31,821 Go, go, go, go, go! Go! 36 00:04:03,221 --> 00:04:07,379 As my princess, the new Snow Maiden of Russia, 37 00:04:07,385 --> 00:04:13,334 you have unlimited access to all the games and amusements of USSR-Land. 38 00:04:13,340 --> 00:04:16,749 Of all my kidnappers, you're the best, Niki. 39 00:04:16,755 --> 00:04:18,295 Russia rocks! 40 00:04:21,211 --> 00:04:23,329 Johnny Hitler? 41 00:04:23,335 --> 00:04:25,333 What's up with your complexion? 42 00:04:28,582 --> 00:04:30,700 I got her first, Zombie Hitler. 43 00:04:30,706 --> 00:04:33,621 You get your own firm, nubile princess. 44 00:04:37,827 --> 00:04:39,076 Huh? 45 00:04:46,947 --> 00:04:49,278 Fine. She is yours. 46 00:04:58,482 --> 00:05:00,475 Holly dies and comes back to life. 47 00:05:00,481 --> 00:05:03,349 Hitler dies and he comes back to life. 48 00:05:03,355 --> 00:05:06,722 Why is Claire the only one who won't come back to life? 49 00:05:06,728 --> 00:05:08,929 Ugh! Ohh! 50 00:05:08,935 --> 00:05:10,470 Jackson! 51 00:05:10,476 --> 00:05:12,177 You can do this, my friend. 52 00:05:12,183 --> 00:05:16,050 It's the music. It's not blocking out the communism. 53 00:05:16,056 --> 00:05:17,763 Here. Try this. 54 00:05:19,096 --> 00:05:20,797 Get in there. 55 00:05:20,803 --> 00:05:23,094 ♪ Face your fears Face Russia... ♪ 56 00:05:35,962 --> 00:05:39,043 Holly's here? How the fish did she get to Russia? 57 00:05:45,747 --> 00:05:47,580 Open the doors! 58 00:06:00,364 --> 00:06:03,280 What are you doing, Ilsa? We're going to lose Hitler. 59 00:06:05,945 --> 00:06:07,195 You're married? 60 00:06:16,148 --> 00:06:19,223 Jackson! What are you doing? I'm facing my fears, pal. 61 00:06:19,229 --> 00:06:21,265 I've gotta punish Khrushchev for Ilsa. 62 00:06:21,271 --> 00:06:22,811 It's my ticket out of the zone. 63 00:06:29,598 --> 00:06:32,008 That's what a fool believes, my friend! 64 00:06:32,014 --> 00:06:34,049 I am sorry, comrades. 65 00:06:34,055 --> 00:06:36,756 I must open my Christmas present early. 66 00:06:36,762 --> 00:06:39,760 Yes! 67 00:07:16,240 --> 00:07:19,399 Man, why didn't I take any more than two bullets? 68 00:07:19,405 --> 00:07:21,106 They're coming, my friends. 69 00:07:21,112 --> 00:07:23,647 Calm down, Pierre. 70 00:07:23,653 --> 00:07:25,937 We'll have no wucking forries with those nasty Nazis 71 00:07:25,943 --> 00:07:28,108 if we just stick together. 72 00:07:30,899 --> 00:07:33,017 Ilsa! 73 00:07:33,023 --> 00:07:35,390 Stop being such a busybody and get back here! 74 00:07:35,396 --> 00:07:37,098 Come on, Tucker! We're not safe here! 75 00:07:37,104 --> 00:07:38,430 Nonsense. 76 00:07:38,436 --> 00:07:41,262 I saved this snazzy survival board from the crash. 77 00:07:41,268 --> 00:07:42,351 Good idea. 78 00:07:52,553 --> 00:07:55,926 Oh, Christ God, this place looks just like Busyland in Florida. 79 00:07:57,425 --> 00:08:01,215 Holy shit, my childhood heroes Michael Rat and Sailor Goose! 80 00:08:02,632 --> 00:08:05,838 I've got you guys. I've got your back, guys. 81 00:08:08,794 --> 00:08:10,787 God Christ, no. Michael Rat's a Communist. 82 00:08:10,793 --> 00:08:12,411 Help me, tape! 83 00:08:12,417 --> 00:08:15,333 ♪ Russia, Russia, Russia, Russia... ♪ 84 00:08:23,411 --> 00:08:24,988 Father, cat is hungry. 85 00:08:24,994 --> 00:08:26,826 We will buy another cat. 86 00:08:32,656 --> 00:08:34,905 Oh, my God! Somebody call 911! 87 00:08:36,571 --> 00:08:37,862 Huh? 88 00:08:44,941 --> 00:08:47,017 It's over, Johnny. 89 00:08:47,023 --> 00:08:50,896 I'm the Princess of Russia now. I'm totally out of your league. 90 00:08:58,601 --> 00:09:00,635 The head! Shoot him in the head! 91 00:09:00,641 --> 00:09:01,974 Hai! 92 00:09:08,761 --> 00:09:10,671 Dead? He's dead! 93 00:09:10,677 --> 00:09:13,795 We did it! We killed Hitler! Again! And again! 94 00:09:13,801 --> 00:09:15,586 Oh, did you hear that, Claire? 95 00:09:15,592 --> 00:09:17,174 Revenge is finally... 96 00:09:21,629 --> 00:09:23,545 Get off her, you raisin damper! 97 00:09:26,627 --> 00:09:28,994 Come on, my friend! Let's go! 98 00:09:29,000 --> 00:09:30,791 There. All safe again. 99 00:11:05,558 --> 00:11:07,307 Oh. Ohh! 100 00:11:13,012 --> 00:11:14,922 Hmm! 101 00:11:14,928 --> 00:11:17,010 Oooh! 102 00:11:18,426 --> 00:11:19,961 We're safe, my friends. 103 00:11:19,968 --> 00:11:21,627 We have everything we need right here. 104 00:11:21,633 --> 00:11:23,376 Clothes, candy, merchandise. 105 00:11:23,382 --> 00:11:25,707 Now we just wait till the zombies decompose. 106 00:11:25,714 --> 00:11:27,463 How long's that gonna take? 107 00:11:29,712 --> 00:11:32,038 Ugh! Typical. 108 00:11:32,044 --> 00:11:35,161 I finally meet a kidnapper who knows what a girl wants 109 00:11:35,167 --> 00:11:37,368 and I'm stuck with you gweebs. 110 00:11:37,374 --> 00:11:40,241 And there's no goddamn extra medium! 111 00:11:40,247 --> 00:11:44,829 This Sailor Goose duffle bag is far nicer than your grubby sack, Claire. 112 00:11:47,493 --> 00:11:50,076 Claire? 113 00:11:51,533 --> 00:11:53,984 You're alive! 114 00:11:53,990 --> 00:11:55,691 Oh, give us a kiss, honey. 115 00:11:55,698 --> 00:11:58,113 No, no! Tucker! 116 00:12:10,315 --> 00:12:11,641 Nonsense. 117 00:12:11,647 --> 00:12:15,222 That was just a peck from my wife who's come back to life. 118 00:12:15,228 --> 00:12:17,721 Yes. Rhymes. 119 00:12:17,727 --> 00:12:19,387 That bite looks nasty. 120 00:12:19,393 --> 00:12:23,843 Hey, McKenzie, try a glob of Claire's Jung Oil. 121 00:12:23,849 --> 00:12:25,182 Hmm. 122 00:12:33,843 --> 00:12:35,419 No, no. 123 00:12:35,426 --> 00:12:38,377 But won't it make the poison run through your system quicker? 124 00:12:38,383 --> 00:12:40,299 Maybe you should cut your arm off. 125 00:12:47,336 --> 00:12:49,204 We can start our life anew, Claire. 126 00:12:49,210 --> 00:12:52,660 Why, we could even have our honeymoon here in USSR-Land. 127 00:12:52,667 --> 00:12:56,033 Finally! Let's have some fun. 128 00:12:56,040 --> 00:12:59,156 I've got unlimited access to everything. 129 00:12:59,163 --> 00:13:01,905 Right. Let's go! 130 00:13:01,912 --> 00:13:03,994 No, no! Don't go outside! 131 00:13:06,200 --> 00:13:08,741 What's wrong with you, Tucker? 132 00:13:13,322 --> 00:13:14,655 Fizzy cola. 133 00:13:16,112 --> 00:13:17,813 Nikita Khrushchev. 134 00:13:17,819 --> 00:13:20,853 My men found you unconscious under a bench. 135 00:13:20,859 --> 00:13:24,434 They said you had tears in your eyes. 136 00:13:24,440 --> 00:13:29,390 It hurts me to see Ilsa with such a weak, watery man. 137 00:13:29,397 --> 00:13:31,556 Hey. Ilsa made copies? 138 00:13:31,562 --> 00:13:33,804 Where did you get those copies? Those copies are mine! 139 00:13:33,810 --> 00:13:35,678 I'll make you pay for what you did to Ilsa! 140 00:13:35,684 --> 00:13:37,552 I'll make you pay for what you did to Ilsa! 141 00:13:37,558 --> 00:13:39,301 Whatever it is, you commie piece of shit! 142 00:13:39,307 --> 00:13:40,973 General! 143 00:13:50,218 --> 00:13:52,294 Noooo! 144 00:13:52,300 --> 00:13:54,008 General Jung Moon-Ho. 145 00:13:55,091 --> 00:13:58,166 No. No! 146 00:13:58,172 --> 00:14:00,623 No! No! 147 00:14:00,630 --> 00:14:05,460 No! No! Noooo! 148 00:14:11,998 --> 00:14:13,907 Thanks for bringing the ball, Leroy. 149 00:14:13,913 --> 00:14:15,989 I'd stay and hang but I've gotta kill Khrushchev. 150 00:14:15,996 --> 00:14:18,030 Get out of the friend zone. 151 00:14:18,036 --> 00:14:20,410 See you down the club, man. 152 00:14:25,074 --> 00:14:28,115 Get away from my prize box, you filthy goons. 153 00:14:32,695 --> 00:14:34,611 Hey! You can win a hooker again. 154 00:14:39,524 --> 00:14:41,815 Hmm? Daughter? 155 00:14:44,481 --> 00:14:45,855 Cabbage? 156 00:14:55,225 --> 00:14:58,014 What? Cold. Air conditioning. 157 00:15:02,721 --> 00:15:04,921 Younger woman, you say? Mm-hm. 158 00:15:04,927 --> 00:15:06,254 Wise choice. 159 00:15:06,260 --> 00:15:10,799 You are maybe bit past springtime now, I think. 160 00:15:12,881 --> 00:15:14,582 Hey, you call me 'Dad'. 161 00:15:14,589 --> 00:15:16,629 And if you in prime, then why you not pregnant? 162 00:15:19,961 --> 00:15:21,578 Hmm? 163 00:15:21,585 --> 00:15:24,202 Oi, oi, oi! Such disappointment! 164 00:15:24,209 --> 00:15:28,872 Your Soviet-issue sister Libertina has had 500 children already! 165 00:15:40,116 --> 00:15:42,651 No. I don't want Ilsa to leave. 166 00:15:42,657 --> 00:15:44,073 I miss Ilsa. 167 00:16:03,188 --> 00:16:04,680 Claire! 168 00:16:04,687 --> 00:16:06,596 My friend, please! 169 00:16:06,602 --> 00:16:08,768 We must seek refuge from the zombies! 170 00:16:16,221 --> 00:16:18,137 Hey! 171 00:16:20,719 --> 00:16:23,551 Stop the pump, my friend, and run! 172 00:16:30,089 --> 00:16:33,248 Mmm! These Daego Dogs are the best! 173 00:16:33,254 --> 00:16:36,579 Claire just loves traditional Russian food. 174 00:16:36,585 --> 00:16:38,161 Elbows off the table. 175 00:16:38,168 --> 00:16:39,875 Jesu Cristo! 176 00:16:55,909 --> 00:16:58,150 Soviet dance witches? 177 00:16:58,157 --> 00:16:59,657 No. 178 00:17:00,781 --> 00:17:03,440 It's... beautiful. 179 00:17:03,446 --> 00:17:07,902 Must... overpower... skull. 180 00:17:15,314 --> 00:17:16,980 The power is mine. 181 00:17:22,977 --> 00:17:25,143 Disappear! 182 00:17:26,850 --> 00:17:28,099 Oh! 183 00:17:33,346 --> 00:17:36,470 I'm coming for you, Khrushchev! 184 00:18:14,532 --> 00:18:17,905 Oh, you go kill Khrushchev and be Snow Maiden again. 185 00:18:24,985 --> 00:18:26,484 I love cake. 186 00:18:34,563 --> 00:18:36,514 Prizes! 187 00:18:36,520 --> 00:18:38,471 Yes! 188 00:18:38,478 --> 00:18:40,761 I'll win you a prize, Claire. 189 00:18:40,767 --> 00:18:42,552 A bunny for my honey. 190 00:18:42,558 --> 00:18:44,134 A beetroot for my sweet treat. 191 00:18:44,140 --> 00:18:46,133 Tucker! You found a gun! 192 00:18:46,139 --> 00:18:47,965 Quick! Shoot the zombies! 193 00:18:47,972 --> 00:18:50,631 This is a Russian-made gun, Pierre. 194 00:18:50,637 --> 00:18:52,386 It only works on gypsies. 195 00:18:54,760 --> 00:18:56,343 Yes! 196 00:19:01,840 --> 00:19:03,797 This potato will make you better. 197 00:19:06,045 --> 00:19:08,252 Then we shall burn the carbs together. 198 00:19:20,745 --> 00:19:23,869 No. I won't do it, my friend. 199 00:19:26,201 --> 00:19:29,366 Who, what, where, when, why and howzat? 200 00:19:30,782 --> 00:19:34,774 Ooh! Now, isn't this flash, Claire? 201 00:19:34,780 --> 00:19:36,898 Claire? 202 00:19:36,904 --> 00:19:38,861 Claire, don't you want your prize? 203 00:19:42,318 --> 00:19:44,684 You've... become a harpy. 204 00:19:44,691 --> 00:19:47,350 A floozy. A kissy missy. 205 00:19:47,356 --> 00:19:48,855 You're not alive. 206 00:19:49,938 --> 00:19:51,473 You're one of them. 207 00:19:51,479 --> 00:19:55,179 Ooh! He's so cute! 208 00:19:55,186 --> 00:19:56,726 That's Claire's prize. 209 00:19:59,849 --> 00:20:03,174 Whoa! He talks! 210 00:20:03,181 --> 00:20:05,513 The rollercoaster's a great idea! 211 00:20:09,053 --> 00:20:11,218 Alright, my friend. 212 00:20:19,255 --> 00:20:20,672 Arrrgh! 213 00:20:39,952 --> 00:20:41,945 That... that sounded like Hitler. 214 00:20:41,951 --> 00:20:43,527 Teddy bear Hitler? 215 00:20:43,534 --> 00:20:46,444 His spirit must have possessed the teddy bear. 216 00:20:46,450 --> 00:20:48,109 I should have known! 217 00:20:48,115 --> 00:20:49,697 Only Hitler likes rollercoasters. 218 00:20:54,986 --> 00:20:56,235 After him! 219 00:20:57,734 --> 00:21:00,691 ♪ Face your fears Face Russia 220 00:21:02,774 --> 00:21:06,397 ♪ Face your fears Face Russia 221 00:21:13,268 --> 00:21:15,517 Khrushchev! 222 00:21:18,140 --> 00:21:20,299 Please, American. 223 00:21:20,305 --> 00:21:21,840 Let's make a deal. 224 00:21:21,846 --> 00:21:23,964 What time is it, Khrushchev? 225 00:21:23,970 --> 00:21:25,546 Um... 226 00:21:25,552 --> 00:21:28,087 Die time. What? 227 00:21:28,093 --> 00:21:29,342 Ilsa! 228 00:21:30,799 --> 00:21:32,757 Don't worry, Ilsa. I got this. 229 00:21:34,297 --> 00:21:35,797 Stay out of this? 230 00:21:42,002 --> 00:21:44,084 Yes. You broke my heart good. 231 00:21:51,663 --> 00:21:53,739 Huh? Wait. 232 00:21:53,746 --> 00:21:55,870 You took those photos to get back at Khrushchev? 233 00:21:58,993 --> 00:22:00,492 I'm very sweet? 234 00:22:04,531 --> 00:22:06,316 Please. 235 00:22:06,322 --> 00:22:09,070 I'm sorry, Ilsa. Please. I should never betrayed you. 236 00:22:20,481 --> 00:22:22,188 See you down the club, man. 237 00:22:33,807 --> 00:22:35,806 Go, go, Tucker! Go! 238 00:22:37,805 --> 00:22:39,970 Whoo! 239 00:22:45,218 --> 00:22:47,216 I love speed! 240 00:22:49,298 --> 00:22:51,124 Whoo! 241 00:22:51,130 --> 00:22:52,582 Fish! 242 00:22:52,589 --> 00:22:54,539 Pierre, I don't know if I can catch him. 243 00:22:54,545 --> 00:22:57,044 Hitler was a championship racer in his day. 244 00:23:08,371 --> 00:23:11,244 Hey! Don't slow down. 245 00:23:17,450 --> 00:23:18,782 Dammit, Tucker! 246 00:23:38,022 --> 00:23:40,562 Hitler's ghost? Fish! 247 00:23:44,518 --> 00:23:46,350 Ohh. 248 00:24:30,576 --> 00:24:33,034 Everything's gone all wonky. My friends. 249 00:24:34,783 --> 00:24:36,234 Hitler has possessed Holly 250 00:24:36,240 --> 00:24:38,732 and now I think he's messing with the space-time continuum. 251 00:24:38,738 --> 00:24:41,481 Continuum? What does that mean? 252 00:24:41,487 --> 00:24:43,355 Quickly, friends! Take a drink. 253 00:24:43,361 --> 00:24:45,902 We're going back in time. OK. 254 00:24:54,272 --> 00:24:55,806 New from Tamico! 255 00:24:55,812 --> 00:25:00,553 One, two, three, four. 256 00:25:00,559 --> 00:25:02,178 No, no, no! 257 00:25:02,184 --> 00:25:05,218 Aw, this sucks. I want rock'n'roll. 258 00:25:05,224 --> 00:25:07,467 Become a rock'n'roll superstar 259 00:25:07,473 --> 00:25:08,882 with Rock Wolf. 260 00:25:08,889 --> 00:25:10,215 Rock Wolf comes with 261 00:25:10,221 --> 00:25:11,673 50 pre-programmed riffs 262 00:25:11,679 --> 00:25:12,964 shredded by Hitler himself. 263 00:25:12,970 --> 00:25:14,713 Power to the master race! 264 00:25:14,719 --> 00:25:16,253 Use the Maximum Overdrive pedal 265 00:25:16,260 --> 00:25:18,092 for total indoctrination. 266 00:25:19,966 --> 00:25:21,042 Rock Wolf and 267 00:25:21,048 --> 00:25:22,541 the Maximum Overdrive pedal 268 00:25:22,547 --> 00:25:23,624 require 88 269 00:25:23,631 --> 00:25:25,207 D-cell batteries to operate. 270 00:25:25,213 --> 00:25:27,004 Only from Tamico.